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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Tagged #LOL  #nsfw  

Posted 2 hours ago by saraportela
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fashion-runways:

ABED MAHFOUZ Couture Spring/Summer 2013

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hanscrotch:

What Moms Say to Gay Sons [X]

I would fucking die

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*taking about Turian clothes*
friend: do they really need all those straps?
me: yes, how else will they attract their females?
friend: with their thigh gaps

Tagged #mass effect  

Posted 3 hours ago by saraportela
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lady-z13:

 ✧ The Galaxy’s Mightiest Heroes

[x]

Tagged #mass effect  

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tali's loyalty mission in ME2

admiralty: you need to present evidence to convince us not to exile tali
shepard: my evidence is fuck you
admiralty: tali'zorah we declare you not guilty

Tagged #mass effect  

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TVD Meme ☆ Favorite Romantic Ship

Damon&Elena - “You’re the liar, Elena. There is something going on between the two of us and you know it. And you’re lying to me. And you’re lying to Stefan. And most of all you’re lying to yourself.”

Tagged #the vampire diaries  

Posted 3 hours ago by saraportela
Reblogged from kodakumi  Source elenagirlbet

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

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bunnzies:

Guess who’s celebrating today? It’s my little beautiful bunnyboy Bunny! He’s turning 4 today,  I almost can’t believe it! 

Posted 3 hours ago by saraportela
Reblogged from vilfaras  Source bunnzies